 Control A Man Remote Control
Your price: $9.95 (inc. gst)
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Is your man not quite as understanding, patient or smart as you would like? Would you like him to stop belching and be able to talk to you about his feelings, shopping or even shoes? Put the toilet seat back down? Massage you or just listen on demand? These commands are among a few of the features of this ultra-handy new remote control for the modern girl.
Essential commands include:
Talk about: Feelings, shopping, shoes
Stop: Snoring, farting, belching.
Massage
Listen
Get hint
Ego: Off
Propose
Massage
Say yes
Operating Instructions:
Point Remote at subject
Push any button on remote
Hope for the best.
No batteries required - Powered by positive thinking.
* Actual results may vary wildly.
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